By Richard McNeill Douglas & David Fell
Aesop, the old rascal, is having an argument with that mangy cur Diogenes. Aesop has recently included him in one of his oh-so-witty fables, something about Diogenes and a bald man and the trading of insults. Diogenes, both flattered and appalled, has accosted the notorious fabulist on the far side of the agora and is making his feelings clear: Aesop has responded by being both charming and sage.